6 days ago with 4,858 notes | reblog

I saw the video of the guy putting on pants without using his hands. Now, I must find a transgender man who can do that, but with a chest binder. 

Me In Bathroom: Arrrgghhh! -random angry noises.- I CAN’T GET IT ON. 

Family: Skinny jeans?

Me: No, chest binder. 

In Milwaukee with my grandparents and my grandmother pulls me aside. 

Grandmother: You need to wait until you’re twenty five to start testosterone because of the chemical changes that will affect your brain. You aren’t old enough and your brain isn’t developed enough to make this sort of decision. 





Me: I came out here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now. 



y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists



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people can talk about how great other out-of-context quotes are but nothing will ever compare to the raw majesty of

"I DON’T BELIEVE IT!" Hermione screamed.
Lupin let go of Black and turned to her. She had raised herself off the floor and was pointing at Lupin, wild-eyed. “You—you—”
"—you and him!" 

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